Melissa McCarthy

I have thought a lot about this terrible cold weather situation this Spring, and I have a theory! I believe Mother Nature had an affair with the Easter Bunny and it ended badly around Easter of 2017. I’m also thinking he had an affair with the Tooth Fairy. Mother Nature vowed her revenge! So, this year as a big fat f´´´ you, she made it snow on his big day. I believe every snow, sleet or frigid day is Mother Nature processing her heart break, bitterness, and wrath.

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I am a farmer's daughter from Iowa that is now a momma, wife, aunt, grandma, and business-woman, DIY fanatic and comedian in the upper state of New York. I enjoy pork rinds eating, hysterical memes/photos, hilarious movies, baking, old school All American music, beautiful snapshots of everyday life, art, food, and my friends and family.

Brief description: That moment when you go to the bathroom and your on the phone with a business company and you realize they might be hearing what your doing.
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  • Melissa McCarthy posted to the wire
    I have thought a lot about this terrible cold weather situation this Spring, and I have a theory! I believe Mother Nature had an affair with the Easter Bunny and it ended badly around Easter of 2017. I’m also thinking he had an affair with the Tooth Fairy. Mother Nature vowed her revenge! So, this year as a big fat f´´´ you, she made it snow on his big day. I believe every snow, sleet or frigid day is Mother Nature processing her heart break, bitterness, and wrath.
  • Melissa McCarthy posted to the wire
    I have always believed that we all need to be strong enough to deal with our own problems. If you are not mature enough to handle your own relationships then please don't come to me seeking advice. It's annoying af to tell you something you don't even listen to or when somebody just argues with me over it. I may not even be right in every situation, golly! I'm not a fortuneteller or a mindreader and I have other things to deal with too, thank you. So, get over yourselves. If something is the matter between you and your significant other most likely, it will be eventually worked out to some extent. I'm just kind of fed up being the go-to person for everybody's biggest problems. However, for a little rant is okay, now and again.
  • Melissa McCarthy posted to the wire
    Well, I just got back from the ER and this time it wasn't my Grandmother but it was me. I have been having severe chest pains For quite some time and this morning I awakened to the worst chest pain ever so got it checked out and sent home without even one test. The emergency room only said to rest and if not better in a few days then go to a doctor [again] Yup, story of my life! They didn't even do an electrocardiogram.
  • Melissa McCarthy posted to the wire
    I'm not sure where to begin...but 73 years of marriage and came to a end this morning because my 94-year--old Great Grandmother passed away and I'm heartbroken! She was a great grandmother of 5, a grandmother of 13, etc...She was there for all of us until the end. I love you Nana and will always have you in my heart.
  • Melissa McCarthy posted to the wire
    If the last ex you had treated you terribly and effed you up mentally then yeah, that will have a long term affect on you. It is not an excuse, but is an actual reason as to why someone would be distant and have their walls up. It literally changes the way you think about yourself and others. #justsayin
  • Melissa McCarthy posted to the wire
    I am having these painful cramps in my belly so strong and if they don't go away soon I might be taken to the ER no joke about this, I would rather have a migraine headache at this point and nothing is making me feel better!
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    So, probably for the first time in my life that I am so glad that I procrastinated on something! I've been putting off going to do my laundry all week. Kicking myself in my head last night knowing that its gonna be a hot bugger today, and it may rain before it dries on the clothes line. BUT it ALL changed when I walked around the corner in the laundromat with my clothes basket and saw my best friend Rachael! :D I had not seen her in quite a while and we had a really great visit! Love you so much Rach and thank you again for helping your ol' gimpy friend out today!
  • Melissa McCarthy posted to the wire
    If the minimum wage spiked to fifteen an hour then most places would immediately have to shut their doors. Grocery stores, fast food, convenience stores, etc. all operate on around 5%-7% margin. We made $.03 on each bottle of milk that was already high comparably. How could those wages not effect pricing that would impact the entire economic system? What many fail to see is negative effect this would have on other jobs that pay $30,000 to $45,000 and require training/education. Why would anyone want to be a teacher when they could flip burgers for the same pay with less stress and no years "lost" in gaining their education. #truth

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